What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 03:37
Minds and Behinds
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is that one moment in your life when you felt "I am awesome"?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Can you wash a dog with washing liquid used for humans?
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
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Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
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